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A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around.
If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA.)
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blowjob.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.
Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"
There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th hole and Moses gets to tee-off first; he hits his ball into the water. Next up is Jesus, and he does the same as Moses, hits it right into the water. Next up is the old man and he hits it right into the water with Moses and Jesus.
All three approach the edge of the pond. Moses walks up a little closer, throws his arms high nto the air and the water of the pond begins to part down the middle. He walks down to his ball, hits it out of the pond and into the hole.
Next up,Jesus. He walks out onto the water and his ball floats up to the surface, so he hits his ball off of the water into the hole. The old man decides he will try something cool so he walks into the water and hits his ball, which flies out of the water, hits a bird,bounces off a tree, then gets deflected off the pin and hits a rabbit then bounces into the hole. Moses turns to Jesus and says," I hate it when your father plays!"
The stock market monitors Chuck Norris.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on four quarters she made a dollar bill.
Your momma so fat when she turned on her PS4 the PlayStation Network crashed.
How do you make a blonde forget something?
You blow in her ear.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil.
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .
Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris.
If silence speaks a thousand words, how loud is a thousand words?
Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"
I’m on a whiskey diet. I have lost three days already.
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whatcha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh," answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.
Chuck Norris was called to the set of the movie "Independence Day." They needed a way to show the Statue of Liberty laying on its side. To do this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the statue down, let it lay long enough for them to film the scene, then stared at it until it stood back up.
A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word "takeoff." His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word "zebra." His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word "baby." He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, 'What are your three words?' The boy said, 'Takeoff zebra baby.'
Who is always your friend at school?
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.
Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
My cousin is BFNR which means, big for no reason!
Q: Why did George Byron suffer from arthritis? A: Because he was such a rheumantic.
How do you conufuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Once upon a time, a doctor performed surgery on a young boy with an eye defect. After the surgery was done, he said to the parents, ""Your son is going to be just fine. We graphed some skin from his scrotum to widen his lid. He should have 20/20 vision when he wakes up." The parents responded, "So his eye is going to be normal?" "Well, like I said, his vision will be normal but he may be a little c*ck-eyed."
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
During a recent password audit, our I.T. discovered a blonde was using the following password:
When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog -- it croaks every night.
You know what Adam said to Eve? "Watch out, I don’t know how big this gets."
Q: Which state has the most questions?
Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face.