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A highly dangerous virus called
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around.

If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA.)
Category: Bar
Yo momma so stupid she

Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blowjob.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Chuck Norris can cut a
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter
Category: Celebrity
Yo momma so stupid she

Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Category: Yo momma jokes
My wife and I were

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Category: Relationship jokes
Every time I lose weight

Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator.

Category: Clean jokes
Three old friends got together

Three old friends got together and were discussing what movie they had watched when they conceived their children. One lady says she had just watched a movie called The Search for One-eye Jimmy and nine months later she gave birth to her baby. Another lady says, "Oh, I saw the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and then nine months later I had septuplets." The last lady gasps and exclaims, "Oh no, I just watched 101 Dalmations!"

Category: Clean jokes
There were three men playing
There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th hole and Moses gets to tee-off first; he hits his ball into the water. Next up is Jesus, and he does the same as Moses, hits it right into the water. Next up is the old man and he hits it right into the water with Moses and Jesus.

All three approach the edge of the pond. Moses walks up a little closer, throws his arms high nto the air and the water of the pond begins to part down the middle. He walks down to his ball, hits it out of the pond and into the hole.

Next up,Jesus. He walks out onto the water and his ball floats up to the surface, so he hits his ball off of the water into the hole. The old man decides he will try something cool so he walks into the water and hits his ball, which flies out of the water, hits a bird,bounces off a tree, then gets deflected off the pin and hits a rabbit then bounces into the hole. Moses turns to Jesus and says," I hate it when your father plays!"
Category: Religious
The stock market monitors Chuck
The stock market monitors Chuck Norris.
Category: Celebrity
Yo mama so fat when

Yo mama so fat when she sat on four quarters she made a dollar bill.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Your momma so fat when

Your momma so fat when she turned on her PS4 the PlayStation Network crashed.

Category: Yo momma jokes
How do you make a

How do you make a blonde forget something? You blow in her ear.

Category: Blonde jokes
Why did the boy drop
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Category: Anti
Chuck Norris went down to
Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil.
Category: Celebrity
Q How do you count

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

Category: Word play jokes
Q What is the difference

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Category: Word play jokes
Yo mamma so fat when

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q What is the dirtiest

Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Category: Sex jokes
Chuck Norris can clear 5
Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris.
Category: Celebrity
If silence speaks a thousand

If silence speaks a thousand words, how loud is a thousand words?

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q What did the cholo

Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"

Category: Clean jokes
Im on a whiskey diet

I’m on a whiskey diet. I have lost three days already.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
A Canadian is walking down
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whatcha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh," answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
Category: Race
Q How do you get

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.

Category: Food jokes
Chuck Norris was called to
Chuck Norris was called to the set of the movie "Independence Day." They needed a way to show the Statue of Liberty laying on its side. To do this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the statue down, let it lay long enough for them to film the scene, then stared at it until it stood back up.
Category: Celebrity
A boy was at school

A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word "takeoff." His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word "zebra." His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word "baby." He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, 'What are your three words?' The boy said, 'Takeoff zebra baby.'

Category: School jokes
Who is always your friend
Who is always your friend at school?
Your princi-pal.
Category: School
Have you heard Michael Jacksons

Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.

Category: Boycott these jokes
Yo mama so fat she

Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Category: Yo momma jokes
My cousin is BFNR which

My cousin is BFNR which means, big for no reason!

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q Why did George Byron

Q: Why did George Byron suffer from arthritis? A: Because he was such a rheumantic.

Category: Word play jokes
How do you conufuse a
How do you conufuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Category: Anti
Once upon a time a

Once upon a time, a doctor performed surgery on a young boy with an eye defect. After the surgery was done, he said to the parents, ""Your son is going to be just fine. We graphed some skin from his scrotum to widen his lid. He should have 20/20 vision when he wakes up." The parents responded, "So his eye is going to be normal?" "Well, like I said, his vision will be normal but he may be a little c*ck-eyed."

Category: Sex jokes
Scientists have estimated that the
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Category: Celebrity
During a recent password audit
During a recent password audit, our I.T. discovered a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Category: Animal
Q How do you make

Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q What has more lives
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog -- it croaks every night.
Category: Animal
You know what Adam said

You know what Adam said to Eve? "Watch out, I don’t know how big this gets."

Category: Religious jokes
Q Which state has the

Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.

Category: National jokes
Chuck Norris can tell you
Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face.
Category: Celebrity