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What do you get when
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters.
Category: Animal
What do you call a
What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Category: Bar
Q What do you do

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.

Category: Word play jokes
He who lives by the
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Category: Celebrity
Q Why do pilgrims pants

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

Category: Holiday jokes
Chuck Norris uses pens on
Chuck Norris uses pens on Scantron sheets.
Category: Celebrity
Being smart is a great

Being smart is a great tool for knowing how to make big achievements. But sometimes, playing dumb will move things along a bit.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
What do you do if

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Category: Blonde jokes
An Irishman walks out of
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Category: Anti
What do you get when
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.
Category: Animal
A family is at the

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Category: Food jokes
Q How does a coffee
Q: How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?
A: Perky.
Category: Beverage
Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

Category: Yo momma jokes
A guy walks into a
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
Category: Beverage
Q How do you make

Q: How do you make NY Jets cookies?
A: Put them in a bowl and beat them for three hours.

Category: Sports jokes
Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

Category: Yo momma jokes
I surf the web a

I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"

Category: Pop culture jokes
Maria went home happy telling

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

Category: Sex jokes
Yo mamma is so fat

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q Why do pilgrims pants

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Yo Mama so ugly she
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!
Category: Yo mama
Two guys are at a

Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee."

Category: Sex jokes
An Alabama preacher said to
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness From God and this Christian Family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.

I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!
Category: Religious
Q Why do pirates like

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Category: Clean jokes
182000 Americans die from Chuck
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
Category: Celebrity
What did the zero say

What did the zero say to the eight? I like your belt!

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
A blind man walks into
A blind man walks into a department store with a seeing-eye dog. He begins swinging the dog wildly above his head when a clerk asks "What are you doing?!". The blind man replies "Oh, just looking around."
Category: Animal
Q What has four wheels

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Category: Word play jokes
A magician was driving down

A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway.

Category: Word play jokes
Is it just me or
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

I think the solution is to give every illegal alien a cow.
Category: State
Yo mama so fat when
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Category: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she

Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q Why are ghosts such

Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Category: Holiday jokes
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.

Category: Word play jokes
Yo mama is so greasy

Yo mama is so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid.

Category: Yo momma jokes
THE VALUE OF UNDIES Always
THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal*Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Category: State
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

Category: Clean jokes
The other night I played

The other night I played strip poker with my old lady: she stripped and I poked her.

Category: Word play jokes
An English teacher wrote these

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard, "Woman without her man is nothing." The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote, "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote, "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Category: Word play jokes
Q Where do eggplants come

Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.

Category: Clean jokes