Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor? Because he had no arms or legs. Why? Because he is a potato.

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a blonde a brunette and a redhead all went hunting.

After setting up camp the brunette went out and came back with a deer. They said "wow how did you get that?" She said "I followed the tracks and BOOM I shot it".

The redhead went out and came back with a moose. The other two said "Wow! How did you get that?!" She said "I followed the tracks and BOOM, I shot it"

The blonde went out and came back all scratched up and bloody they said "Wow! What happened?!?!" and she said "I followed the tracks and BOOM I got hit by a train!"

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

we are both lawyers

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Barack Obama.

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California Vinters in the Napa Valley area. which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Griglo wines have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as Pino More

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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