Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas."
Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down? A: Because their belts are on their hats.
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
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